Saturday, November 28, 2009

Wherein MGD takes all the punches.


It necessarily follows from [Socrates'] identification of virtue with knowledge that virtue can be taught. We would make a distinction: intellectual knowledge of what virtue is can be imparted by instruction, but not virtue itself. However, if wisdom as real personal conviction is stressed, then *if* such wisdom can be taught, perhaps virtue can be taught too. The chief point to remark is that "teaching" for Socrates did not mean mere notional instruction, but rather leading a man to a real insight. Yet although such considerations undoubtedly render Socrates' doctrine of the teachability of virtue more intelligible, it remains true that in this doctrine the over-intellectualism of his ethic is again apparent. He insisted that as, e.g., the doctor is the man who has learnt medicine, so the just man is he who has learnt what is just.


--Fr. Frederick Copleston, A History of Philosophy: Greece & Rome Volume I Part I

You know, it's all well and good for Fr. Copleston to talk about the teachability (and by extension, learnability) of virtue, and quite another thing to try and tell your friends that learning virtue is your new pet project. Amazingly enough, it all sounds kind of stupid when you sit around talking about it over a Miller 64. It sounds about as stupid as a 64 calorie beer. Yeah, that stupid.

But there it is; and here I am. This all got started when an acquaintance of mine inquired into my apparent lack of interest in dating. This observation isn't entirely correct. I've not lost track of the appeal that a Stanwyck-like spunk and Dietrich-like swagger hold; I've just got other things to think about. And it's just occurred to me (i.e., within the past 4 years) that morality and virtue are pretty damned exciting. They're remarkably applied concerns and, as Socrates would point out, refreshingly over-intellectualized. It's like mental masturbation on overdrive.

Truth is, though, that you get going fast enough and virtue turns out to be not just stimulating but scary too. Maybe I'm doing something wrong, but this seems to be having a profoundly isolating effect on my psyche. Whereas Plato promised me that contemplation of the Forms and of the Good would lead to true happiness, all I'm feeling at present is distant, marooned, and peevish. Like I said, maybe I'm not doing it right. Or maybe the cynicism and nihilism inherent in MGD 64 speaks the truth. Hard to say.

Meanwhile, back at the party wherein a I made an ass of myself to such an extent that my friends felt the need to reassure me that they still loved me me even though they think I'm a fool, the conversation drifted to various dyke drama (as it inevitably always does). The drama is not so important as the conclusion that was reached: that so long as a woman is dating another woman, she should have no need to meet with a another woman alone. "There is nothing a woman should have to say to a friend that she can't say in front of her lover," it was declared. It is as I've always feared--that modern lesbianism is contributing to the death of female intimacy. I can think of plenty of things a woman might want to say to a friend in the absence of a lover, and none of them have to do with cheating, disloyalty, or dishonesty. Rather, it recognizes that bonds of intimacy vary across female friendships. They need not threaten a romantic attachment because they do no compete with it nor do they betray it. It's just another tool in the toolbox.

Finding intimate friendships to be threatening to a romantic relationship is, I believe, one of the less desirable attributes that lesbianism has assimilated from heterosexuality. This is to be expected, though. Within the whole infrastructure of society is an element remarked upon by some feminists but hardly defeated--that one of patriarchy's primary goals is to isolate women. Lesbianism, which should have outsmarted patriarchy, has been duped by it, adopting heterosexual norms that serve to isolate women every bit as much as a hetero relationship would. It's sad; it's scary. Yes, as scary as 64 calorie beer.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Shy Bladder be Gone!

My sister, my niece Blaise, and my brother-in-law Bob the Builder are in town for the week. It's only been a month since I've seen Blaise last, but at less than 3 years old this accounts for a not insignificant portion of her life, and the changes from one visit to the next are noticeable. This month's visit begs the question, Is it possible to predict at two and half years of age that my niece is going to be a sexual cripple?

The Evidence:

After my niece successfully expressed her desire to use the potty, she delivered a very decisive command: "Mommy, out! Privacy!"
"Does she have shy bladder or something?" I asked jokingly.
"Yes," my sister replied seriously, "She won't go potty with me in the bath room."

Ay yay yay. To a certain extent, this makes sense. Ever since Blaise has been able to crawl, the command whenever my sister (and presumably her husband as well) goes to the bathroom rings something like, "No Blaise, wait outside. Mommy needs her privacy." Mommy apparently needs this privacy whenever she's naked, I think. Weird.

My sister and I grew up in a house of full-frontal nudity. It didn't seem like a big deal at the time, but now I look upon it as a good thing in terms of being comfortable with my own body both in the privacy of my own company as well as during the occasionally intimate tete-a-tete. Indeed, I can strip for anyone, anytime. Such is the state of my immodesty. (And if you couldn't guess already, I connect this with my lack of bladder shyness.) I don't often strut around naked, however, because in spite of believing fully in being comfortable whilst defrocked, I don't believe in giving anyone a free show. But I could if called upon to do so if need be. This to me seems healthy. Being two and a half and not being able to drop trou in front of your mommy does not seem healthy.

The Outlook:

Not good. What must I do to reverse this terrible course charted toward bodily discomfort and, by extension, sexual dysfunction? I'm not sure, but I'm wondering if it involves putting a protective placemat down on my chair and foregoing clothing during Thanksgiving dinner.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Temperanzi

Moderation, blah, blah, blah. It's time to move on to Temperance. (Image is from Jude Buffum's Housewives Tarot.)

Temperance is, I'm guessing, one of the most misinterpreted cards within the Major Arcana. Temperance does not suggest moderation wherein black is folded in along with white in order to arrive at the happy medium (or happy median, if you'd like to continue talking about averaging values) of gray. Rather, Temperance within the Tarot (as within life as well, no?) implies a balance of black with white in a recipe that is both, not a mixture of the two. You don't lose the qualities of the extremes in Temperance; you do have an equal representation of them.

That makes for a pretty exciting reading, if you ask me. For those who do not want to compromise, for those who do not want a dilution of equally enjoyed opposites, for those who want it all as it is, Temperance is the card for you. I love it when Temperance pops up in my readings (though it does very infrequently) because I'd rather have the highest highs and the lowest lows than a consistent, steady path.

Or maybe I don't. Sometimes it is hard to work it all out. Before going to bed last night, I laid awake contemplating the current absurdities. My chairman won't speak to me because I won't sleep with her. (I told you this upcoming conference was going to supply endless copy...and a bottomless bucket of laughs as well, it seems...) Is this one of the low points? It certainly feels as if we've swung away from extreme civility into the land of ridiculous childishness, but that's all part of the Temperance movement, right?

Anyway, as I tried to work things out in the background, I switched from Father Copleston's introduction to Plato to Albert Speer's memoirs. I must have gotten lost in thought, for I was roused from my reflections by a painful thrust to my chest as Albert Speer made a nosedive for my left fourth rib. (If you've ever read Speer's Inside the Third Reich you'd understand my pain. I recommend you pick up a copy for yourself. Just make sure you pick it up with two hands, if you know what I mean.) I now have a nasty gash on chest thanks to the tome. (I'm the only person I know who manages to hurt herself reading.) Somehow the wound seemed fitting though. As Temperance dictates, the sensual pleasures of the past predicate the pains of the present. It's all part of the concoction.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Moderation

There come times (and this is one of them) when everything seems to be at a crossroads, and I feel like I would best be served by being honest with myself...and yet this is the thing I cannot do. So here we are, lost about in the vagueness. Part of me is completely contented, feeling as if the sun shines on my face only for me (though this is a rather fleeting feeling). Part of me is utterly anesthetized, perhaps even zombified, owing to the company I've been keeping. (That is, the sort of company that is not at all demanding, which you might think would be nice, only it isn't. There is a certain sort that demands nothing of anyone because they can't actually distinguish people from the chairs they're sitting on. To be on the safe side, they ask nothing. After all, who would want to get caught asking a chair for a ride home?) Part of me is hung up haplessly waiting for nothing at all. This isn't even the waiting-for-Godot type deal in which you know you're waiting, you just don't know for what. Nope, I know there isn't anything coming for me, and yet I'm still waiting.

During the time that I haven't been wasting recently, I've been reading up on the ancients, which is the large portion of philosophy I missed completely as an undergrad. Hannah Arendt did teach me a good deal about Socrates after graduation, so I've been filling in the caps courtesy of Father Copleston. As part of Socrates' ethical theory, he posited that virtue is achieved through discerning what is best for the soul as well as mankind. No one, he argued, does evil intentionally. Rather, they act in ignorance of what is truly good because they have not reached that level of moral discernment yet. This, of course, can be a problematic perspective. As Hannah Arendt would argue 2400 years later, what if evil is not an issue of ignorance due to people neglecting to think well, but is instead an issue of people refusing to think at all. Closer to hand, Plato pointed out Socrates fails to account for the people who are perfectly away of what is best for the soul but still do not follow through on the proper actions. (For example, the good citizen who knows that drunkeness does not produce long lasting happiness but chooses to get smashed from time to time anyway.) Socrates might have said that such a person lacks true conviction concerning what promotes the soul's true happiness, but this is a pretty weak argument. I wish it were not so, and I wish Socrates could answer me better, for I am one of those cases of the woman fully aware of what virtue is, and yet I refuse to act in a way that is virtuous. Why be such a fool? It isn't for lack of having thought about it...and it isn't even that I've fooled myself into believing that drunkenness, for example, is the real key to happiness. No, it's sheer stupidity on my part, and it ought not to be this way.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Saturday Night Artistic Endeavors

I've gotten used to the idea of fake Christmas trees (perhaps witnessing Charlie Brown's horror over shiny aluminum Christmas trees as a child served to desensitize me before my own days of fire-resistant fake trees as an adult), but I just can't quite get used to the idea of fake pumpkins. This is my second year carving one, and while it is way easier than slaving over a real pumpkin, something is definitely missing...and I'm not just talking about the copious amounts of seed and slime inherent in the real thing. I miss that pure pumpkin smell topped off by a dash of cinnamon thrown in at the end right before you light the candle on the inside for the first time. And certainly it's odd to spend a couple of hours on a pumpkin and have a mass of sawdust as the unwanted byproduct of the endeavor.

Be that as it may, this is what I've got for 2009. It took about 2.5 hours using a small carving saw and a Dremel. It's a dual-sided pumpkin so when you place it near a wall, you get a nice little shadow (in this case, 3 little ghosts) coming out the back.



I also attempted to video it in all of its spooky glory. The camera appears to drift away at the end because I tried [unsuccessfully] to catch the ghost shadows dancing across the fireplace brick. They don't show up on this video though, but trust me that the effect is quite fetching when you see it in person.

video

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Now where is Alistair Cooke when you need an intro?

I'm having a dramatic moment. No really, I am, though it doesn't come easily. I have very little patience watching most dramatic performances because I end up daydreaming about what I assume the actors' real lives to be like (e.g. Can this guy afford his rent on what he's making from this show?) more than I concentrate on the play itself. And I have a hard time reading plays because I feel like they lack the level of reflection I expect out of a good novel. I don't want the rising and falling action inherent in drama nearly as much as I want the thought of the day snaking throughout a novel.

Still, there are, for me, standouts amongst the dramatic crowd. Oscar Wilde's Salome happens to be the very pinnacle. I was watching Salome's final soliloquy this evening and wanted to share it. It's meant, I think, to be the final illustration of what a monster Salome is supposed to be. Dastardly as she is (this speech is given to John the Baptist, whose head at this point in the play now rests upon a silver platter, just as Salome requested), it's an amazing expression of obsession and frustration that I think makes her quite sympathetic in a twisted sort of way. If I used tags for my entries, this speech would merit a "sweet sickness" label.

Ah! Thou wouldst not suffer me to kiss thy mouth, Iokanaan. Well! I will kiss it now. I will bite it with my teeth as one bites a ripe fruit. Yes, I will kiss thy mouth, Iokanaan. I said it; did I not say it? I said it. Ah! I will kiss it now...But wherefore dost thou not look at me, Iokanaan? Thine eyes that were so terrible, so full of rage and scorn, are now shut. Open thine eyes! Lift up thine eyelide, Iokanaan! Wherefore dost thou not look at me? Art thou afraid of me, Iokanann, that thou wilt not look at me?...And thy tongue, that was like a red snake darting poison, it moves no more, it speaks no words, Iokanaan, that scarlet viper that spat its venom upon me. It is strange, is it not? How is it that the red viper stirs no longer?...Thou wouldst have none of me, Iokanaan. Thou rejected me. Thou didst bear thyself toward me as to a harlot, as to a woman that is a wanton, to me, Salome, daughter of Herodias, Princess of Judaea! Well, I still live, but thou art dead, and thy head belongs to me. I can do with it what I will. I can throw it to the dogs and to the birds of the air. That which the dogs leave, the birds of the air shall devour...Ah, Iokanaan, Iokanaan, thou wert the man that I loved alone among men! All other men were hateful to me. But thou wert beautiful! Thy body was a column of ivory set upon feet of silver. It was a tower of silver decked with shields of ivory. There was nothing in the world so white as thy body. There was nothing in the world so black as thy hair. In the whole world there was nothing so red as thy mouth. Thy voice was a censer that scattered strange perfumes, and when I looked on thee I heard a strange music. Ah! wherefore didst thou not look at me, Iokanaan? With the cloak of thine hands, and with the cloak of thy blasphemies thou didst hide they face. Thou didst put upon thine eyes the covering of him who would see God. Well, thou hast seen thy God, Iokanaan, but me, me, thou didst never see. If thou hadst seen me thou hadst loved me. I saw thee, and I loved thee. Oh, how I loved thee! I love thee yet, Iokanaan. I love only thee...I am athirst for thy beauty; I am hungry for thy body; and neither wine nor apples can appease my desire. What shall I do now, Iokanaan? Neither the floods nor the great waters can quench my passion. I was a princess, and thou didst scorn me. I was a virgin, and thou didst take my virginity from me. I was chaste, and thou didst fill my veins with fire...Ah! ah! wherefore didst thou not look at me? If thou hadst looked at me thou hadst loved me. Well I know that thou wouldst have loved me, and the mystery of Love is greater than the mystery of Death.

Don't look twice.

After a stream of colossal fuck-ups at work on Monday (actually, I really only messed one thing up, but it was big enough to fill the space of several smaller fuck-ups), I finally managed to do something right today--I shone as the bright beacon of virtue in a field of salacious decay. And I wasn't even trying.

It all started when a mysterious young man strolled into my office. I'd never met him before, so I supposed introductions were in order though I'd already guessed he was attached to the new office across the hall. He made the first move, as he was invading alien territory.
"Hi. I'm the new doctor from across the hall," he told Nurse Wingman and me. Huh? That wasn't what I thought normally passed as an introduction. Instead of a name we only get a rank these days? I was tempted to introduce myself in turn by saying that I was Capricorn who likes roller derby, but Nurse Wingman cut me off with a breathy sigh.
"Wow, hi," she said dazed.
"My fax machine isn't working yet. Can I use yours?"
Nurse Wingman stood petrified.
"Let me take you to the front office. This one back here is kind of wonky."
I led him through the back end of the office, a trip during which he managed to stop traffic with his apparent Adonis-like good looks. I ascertained that he was indeed the famed Dr Hanky, his office across the hall has three consultation rooms, and he also intends to hire a massage therapist.

I did all this without drooling, which turned out to be laudable. After Dr Hanky left I was pulled aside and applauded for my professional demeanor in dealing with the young doctor.
"He was just so good looking, I didn't know what to say to him," one of my coworkers admitted later. "I don't know how you did it."
"It seems I'm immune," I observed.

Yeesh. And so I am.

Before he left Dr Hanky told me to drop by the open house he was holding this evening. Never was an invitation bestowed on someone less likely to attend. And I didn't.